My new found low tolerance

I am extremely sensitive to phenomena that shift my entropy. Thanks to Sadi Carnot, my life is a meaningless amalgamation of stochastic events and I certainly don’t need clusters of seemingly highly evolved coordinated networks of organic molecules wrapped in two layers fat to perturb my equilibrium because they can’t keep up with the universe’s ever increasing entropy. All I am saying is that I have a low tolerance for certain people in my life who blame the rest of the world for all their woes. You know who I am talking about - responsibility dodgers, people with a superiority complex, people with an inferiority complex that is manifested as a superiority complex, spoilsports, sadists, spineless maggots, people who are passive aggressive and generally high maintenance. Here are some things that I’d like to say to them but I probably never will lest it should catalyze my already increasing entropy!
1. The world does not revolve around you
2. The world is not out to get you – it doesn’t care enough
3. Your opinion will NEVER be the only one that counts
4. Don’t ever say any thing about someone behind their back that you wouldn’t have the courage to say to their face
5. Shove your fakeness up your a** because the world can see right through it
And last but not the least:
6. GET A LIFE!!!